Price: £7 (cheaper than a pint, lasts longer) Up for sale is a 5x3 St George’s Flag, perfect for anyone who enjoys football, BBQs, shouting at the telly, or reminding the neighbours where you stand during international tournaments. Features: • Classic red cross on white (no fancy nonsense) • Large enough to be seen from space (or at least the end of the street) • Flaps proudly in the wind like it knows the words to “Three Lions” • Good condition – no holes, no tea stains Ideal for: • Football matches (home, pub, or garden) • Man caves, garages, sheds, or temporary summer patriotism • Hanging out the window when England are doing well (rare, but glorious) • Confusing tourists and mildly annoying neighbours
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