Sphincter Shrinker. For a tad more sophistication, add Sphincter Shrinker to a yoghurt or pineapple & cider based marinade and transform your chicken or pork kebabs into little skewers of fiery Indian heaven.
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When you want to feel a healthy burn with your meal, reach for Butt Blazin' Recipe #2, XXX-Hot Sauce, which — as the name "Professor Payne Indeass's Sphincter Shrinker" implies, will transform whatever it touches. Ladies and Gentlemen! After years of perfecting his formulations, he has achieved precisely that. Everyone gather around so you don't miss this offer! It's extremely hot, it's delicious, and with a pronounced flavor note from fresh Apple, it's a remedy that will cure what ails you. It will change your life. This formulation offers a heat level of 8 (out of 10). It's swimming with tasty Habanero peppers and goes great with anything you choose — especially beef, pork, chicken — and it also serves well as a 'secret ingredient' in your recipes. Not for beginners...use one drop at a time until discovering your comfort level.
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After years of perfecting my formulations, I have achieved precisely that. Unique Apple Sauce Base.
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Ingredients are noted in pictures but include flavorful apple sauce, white vinegar, balsamic vinegar, raisins and salt --and of course that chile extract.
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Sphincter Shrinker. XXX Hot Sauce.
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Hog's Ass Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce, 5oz. Lottie's Traditional Barbados Yellow Hot Pepper Sauce, 6.75oz. CAJOHNS Hot Sauce Bourbon Infused Chipotle-Habanero, 5 ounces. Display these in a nice basket for an instant unique gift!
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